About SewardOsricIH
Kristin Kreuk:
Kristin Kreuk
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Information:
Name: Kristin Kreuk
Born: 1982-12-30
Height: 1.63
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Filmography:
Smallville (2001), Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009), T4 (2004), Earthsea (2004), Eurotrip: The Making of 'Eurotrip' (2004)
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Kiersten Warren:
Kiersten Warren Naked
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Information:
Name: Kiersten Warren
Born: 1965-11-04
Height: 0
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Filmography:
Silhouette (1990), Dirt (2008), Desperate Housewives (2006), Hurricane Sam (1990), The Snow Walker (2003)
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Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ?
Because her husband spawned her affections !
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Q: When is a strange dog
most likely to go
into your house? - A: When the door is open.
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Why is a cat like a penny?
Because it has a
head on one side and a tail on the other.
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Q: What problems would
you face if you were
arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot
faster.
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Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
Because it was so ET !
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How do you know when you are in bed
with a
witch ?
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !
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Pilot: Tower, please call me
a fuel
truck.
Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.
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Why did the blonde have
blisters on her
lips?
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alligator
!
Alligator who ?
Alligator for her birthday was a card !
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What does a queen bee do when she burps
?
Issues a royal pardon !
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